Ranking The Best Times For A Beer
Are all beers created equal?
They all contain the four necessary ingredients of grain, hops, yeast, and water. Yet beer becomes its best self when put in situations that transform these simple ingredients into something more—something magical.
Below you’ll find our scientifically unscientific list of 10 environments that turn liquid beer into liquid gold.
Post-Hike Beer
As the old saying goes, ‘The best brews come after the hardest climb.’ Or is it ‘views’? We’ll accept both answers.
First Beer of Vacation Beer
Shoes off, out-of-office message on. When those first suds hit your lips, time stops, blood pressure drops. Vacation mode: officially activated.
Swim Up Bar Beer
Of all the marvels of human creation—Stonehenge, Sistine Chapel, Mathemachicken—the swim up bar will forever be a feather in our collective cap. Enjoying a swim up bar beer is not only a celebration of oneself, but a celebration of humanity.
Catching Up With Old Friends Beer
Also known as the Time Machine Beer, this pint tends to stoke feelings of nostalgia and connection over shared experience.
Post-Lawn Mowing Beer
This one should particularly resonate with all the dads out there—who spend equal time cutting the grass as they do admiring their work with beer-in-hand afterward.
Sports Event Beer-And-Dog Combo Beer
A combination so delightful, we willfully pay $28 for it.
Rooftop Beer
Anybody who’s seen Shawshank Redemption knows the transcendent power of the rooftop beer.
Accomplishment Beer
Anybody who’s seen Shawshank Redemption knows the transcendent power of the rooftop beer.
Bigfoot Beer
We can dream.
Free Beer
Free is our favorite flavor. The circumstance is just secondary.
National Beer Day Beer
Oh wait, that's *check clock* today! Bye!